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Three
turtles, Joe, Steve, and Poncho, decide to go on a picnic.
So, Joe packs the picnic basket with cookies, bottled
sodas, and sandwiches. The trouble is, the picnic site
is, 10 miles away, so the turtles take 10 whole days
to get there. By the time they do arrive, everyone's
whipped. Joe takes the stuff out of the basket, one
by one. He takes out the sodas and says, 'Alright, Steve,
gimme the bottle opener.' I didn't bring the bottle
opener,' Steve says. 'I thought you packed it.' Joe
gets worried. He turns to Poncho. 'Poncho, do you have
the bottle opener?' Naturally, Poncho doesn't have it,
so the turtles are stuck ten miles away from home without
soda. Joe & Steve beg Poncho to turn back home and
retrieve it, but Poncho flatly refuses, knowing that
they'll eat everything by the time he gets back. Somehow,
after about two hours, the turtles manage to convince
Poncho to go, swearing on their great-grand turtles'
graves that they won't touch the food. So, Poncho sets
off down the road, slow and steadily. Twenty days pass,
but no Poncho. Joe and Steve are hungry and puzzled,
but a promise is a promise. Another day passes, and
still no Poncho, but a promise is a promise. After three
more days pass without Poncho in sight, Steve starts
getting restless. 'I NEED FOOD!' he says with a hint
of dementia in his voice. 'NO!' Joe retorts. 'We promised.'
Five more days pass. Joe realizes that Poncho probably
skipped out to the Burger King down the road, so the
two turtles weakly lift the lid, get a sandwich, and
open their mouths to eat. But then, right at that instant,
Poncho pops out behind a rock, and says, 'Just for that,
I'm not going.'
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