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A
Fat Lady....
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A fat
lady rides the bus to work every day. Today she's in
some discomfort because she has a pain in her lower
abdomen. She finally realizes that its just a tremendous
build up of gas from something she ate. The bus is quite
crowded and she doesn't know what to do. Then she remembers
that pretty soon the bus will run across some railroad
tracts and it will rattle and bang and make lots of
noise. She will be able to pass this gas and nobody
will know. What she doesn't know is that the bus driver
also rides the bus everyday and has grown tired of all
the noise the bus makes when it rattles and bangs across
the railroad tracts. So last night he stayed after work
and had the maintenance crew tighten up all the loose
bolts and lubricate all the moving parts to quiet down
the old bus. Well, here come the railroad tracts, the
fat lady raises up on one cheek and lets it rip. It
was one long, loud, juicy sounding fart. The bus didn't
rattle and bang like it usually did and now you could
hear a pin drop inside the bus as everybody started
looking around. The fat lady thought that maybe no one
knew who did it and that she should just act natural.
She thought she should just start a conversation with
someone as if nothing had happened. She leaned over
to the man sitting across the aisle and casually asked
him, 'Do you have a transfer?' He politely responded,
'No I don't, but the next tree we pass I will try and
grab you a handful of leaves.'
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Tell
A Friend
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